Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Monkey travels in space
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
The blonde test taker
|A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and...
Internet can get worse
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Men vs Women (long classic!)
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