Arguing effectively
|How to Argue Effectively I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends....
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Knock Knock Jokes 9
Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?...
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Program Manager
A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...