An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
imigration test
You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to...
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
You Can Never Really Go Back
You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married...
Having a baby
There were three ladies at the obstetrician’s office, waiting to see what their results...
The Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas
he Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed...
You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....