Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss…
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto...
Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
How big is the penis of Bill Clinton?
How big is Bill Clinton’s Penis? Not as big as Hillary’s
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
what is the difference between a man..
What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...