New way to herd cattle
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The dog and the butcher
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No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
Giving
The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
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The Australian way
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If Microsoft made toasters…
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