Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
The Hunter
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
A city boy was visiting the country and…
A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Kid’s Letters to God
Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when...
The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...