60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Seventeenth Chapter
A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week....
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store…
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much...
Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
…And I will do anything for love.
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with...
Blowing Bubbles
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.