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Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Scooby Doobie Boobies!
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells...
Odd One Out
Q: Which is the odd one out – a refrigerator, a washing machine, a...
Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment…
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They weredown to three recruits,...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
Crazy people talk
|A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a...