Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Looking For Anya
After WWII, two Poles returned to their destroyed village to locate the first one’s...
The Brewnette (Blonde’s Revenge)
What is black, blue, red, and brown?A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
Top Ten Signs You’re Becoming a Teenager
Top Ten Signs You’re Becoming a Teenager10) Like is, like, the most commonly used...
Another Dumb Viagra Joke
What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...
Men Are Like Diplomas
How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you...