Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
A lost frog!
|What’s green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar...
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...