Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband…
After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband “Wasmaking love to me...
Bar Joke
A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point...
Blonde Email
How do you know when a blonde’s been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
Mailmans Last Day
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
You might be an ENGINEER if…
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing...
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...