One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...
Dumb Funnies!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.Why was the Tomato...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Go Farther
Johnny and Betsy just got married after having graduated as Aggies and are driving...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!