How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don’t live...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Ventriliquist
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going...
A young boy came home from school and told his mother…
A young boy came home from school and told his mother, “I had a...
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...