Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors…
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,how do you get...
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Marine biology researchers have developed a new method…
“Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If...
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office…
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office.”Do you want the bad news first...
Bin Laden’s trip to the pearly gates!
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...