The definition of a phallic symbol
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Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
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One wish to each
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Tombstone Epitaph VI
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Anniversary Trouble
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Please describe him
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The grasshopper joke!
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Last Commandment
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How can you tell?
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I\\\’m listening, dear.
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