Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over…
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over....
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
Trip To The Desert
A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.They...