Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
What is the most insensitive part of a penis? – The man
Throw away exhibits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A ventriloquist was driving in the country…
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm....