An elderly woman entered a large furniture store…
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much...
Bee jokes 03
|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black...
Fixing broken computers
|An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech...
Women…rules men wish you would learn!
RULES MEN WISH WOMEN KNEW:If you think you’re ugly, you probably are. Don’t ask...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.