Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
An unfortunate situation
A lovely young Jewish girl was employed by a clothing firm in NewYork.She and...
The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
Nuts
Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!
Women’s Rights
WOMEN’S RIGHTSThe following took place at an international conference for women’s rights. The first...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.