Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
The Oil Crisis
There are a lot of folks that can’t understand how we ran out of...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Some cows view each day as the last roundup…
Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to...
Economics textbooks
|Ten things to do with a graduate Economics textbook1. Press pretty flowers. 2. Press...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...