Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
A LIGHTER LOOK AT MARRIAGE
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St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Our Peak Mental Activity
The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost