You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Men’s Rude Awakening
The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude...
Best advice possible
Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
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Which of the following does not belong?
Which of the following doesn’t belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s…
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s penis, she jumped into her...