The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...
Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English…
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called...
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.