Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Cat technical support problems
|This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
Drugs have a generic name.
Generic Drug Names:Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, Penicillin is Amoxycillin.So what’s the generic...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!