AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...
On their first night to be together…
On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change....
Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.