Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Diet for Stress
Diet for Stress How’s your stress level? This should help. It is more than...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...