Kids In College
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...
You know you’re in the wrong church when…
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. The church bus has...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
a babtist and a catholic preacher
A Baptist preacher and a catholic preacher are driving out on a road. The...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...