Greatest Pain
One day, a man walked into the dentist”s office for some dental work.The dentist...
A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
History of the Bagpipes
|Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a...
Unreasonable bill
|A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to...
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Wife and your job?
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?After 5 years your job will...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress...