Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
The Hunt
A guy tells his wife that she has three choices. She can either go...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job…
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to...
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?It may never be proven but...
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...