Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
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Lesbian Hit Parade
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The Sexy Secretary.
A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so...
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
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Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?