Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
The results of a study
|About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!