English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
There were three men who were lost in the forest…
There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were thencaptured by...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side…
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
All-inclusive
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African,...