Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
Tasty Lawyer?
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in...
Misunderstanding terms
|One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the...
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...