The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
The Tearful Bride…
The Tearful Bride…A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, “Robert...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
Truth Be Told
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
Buns and Puns!
One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route.At the...