If god had wanted us to run around naked…
If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...
GOD’S – Quality Management Questionnaire
God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to...
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm.