New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up…
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
Job for Mom
In the old country, it is a custom for women to enter virginal and...
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.