Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
Pat and Jimmy-Joe
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
Undecided
The confused young man couldn’t decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as...
Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
Naughty Kids…
Q…What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A…Brothel...
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day…
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
Dearest Wife
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to...