Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
Christmas flavor
Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Leroys
A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance...
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
little girl walks into the bathroom…
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come...
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
AOL addiction poem
|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really...