Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
A Polish family is sitting in the living room…
A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband...
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.