New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...
Impressing the others
|A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He’d...
The Old Lady & the Cashier
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
3 Docs at heavans gate!
Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked the first one why he should...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...