Colorado Crazy Law
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. It is illegal to ride...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has...
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
White Hoose
I don’t think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught...
Giddy-up
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts...
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
Dem’ smart city folk
|A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor...