Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
Honda, Honda!
A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people....
Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat…
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...