Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly…
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
Universal Grade Change Form
____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should bechanged from...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day…
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Quack, Quack
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once...
Why 40 Years of Sex Life
It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and...
Things To Think About Our Government
29 Members of Congress have been accused of spousal abuse. 7 Have been arrested...