What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American…
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight....
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Blonde on blonde
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand...
Bottle of Evian water?
|Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A:...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.