Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
A folk remedy
A man’s wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly...
5 Questions that put FEAR into a Man!
The 5 questions most feared by men are:1…What are you thinking about?2…Do you love...
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
About last night
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Athletic Sperm
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a...