In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...
Sex Therapy
A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex...
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
People who don’t believe in retaliation…
What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...