Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
Will You Still Love Me This Way?
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
Catching the bear
|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny…
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing...
The last laugh!
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...