A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
Signs and notices 21
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
Mothmatics
|What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!
What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...