How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat...
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
Super-Duper One-Liners!
Here’s a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy...
Stupid Insults 21/31
Not an idiot, but plays one in his life. Not as dumb as he...
Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...