Real news headlines 01
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
A woman’s seminars
|New Summer Seminars for WomenThe Auto Hood Release, What Is It And Why Is...
Blonde Sky Divers
|A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
A great fruit cake recipie
|You’ll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!